G.W. Bush Twisting Slowly in Wind: Cause for Angst or Joy?

John W. Lillpop

As President Bush becomes more and more of a lame duck and less and less relevant, one feels compelled to note the obvious truth: Most of the president’s wounds are self-inflicted as a result of arrogance and stupidity.

From his wrongheaded refusal to stop irresponsible spending, to the dumb attempt to sell port security to a nation with terrorist ties, to his ridiculous refusal to secure American borders during time of war, to his attempt to dumb down the Supreme Court with the nomination of Harriet Miers, to his utter and complete inability to think conservative on any issue save taxes, this president is his own worse enemy.

Bush appears to have undertaken the destruction of the conservative movement and the Republican Party as his greatest priorities.

Tragically enough, Bush’s incompetence and arrogance have lead directly to the election of anti-American Democrats who have visions of destroying America itself.

Unfortunately for the American people, our misguided president and corrupt Congress appear to be unified on the one issue that has the potential to immediately turn America into a sanctuary for third-world criminals.

That, of course, is Bush’s idiotic amnesty nightmare that would legitimatize the invasion of America by 12-30 million illiterate peasants from Mexico and other third-world cesspools to our south.

In truth, by refusing to secure the borders and enforce the law, Bush has betrayed not only conservatives, but also all of America with his mindless cave-in to illegal aliens, big business, and Mexico.

America urgently needs a strong, intelligent, and articulate leader in these dangerous times. No patriotic American can find cheer in the fact that our current leader is lacking in all of these qualities.

As despicable as George W. Bush is, America needs for this man to bounce back and become less lame, particularly in dealing with lame-brained Democrats.

Still, there is a bit of perverse joy in seeing this arrogant, foolish man twist slowly in the wind!

John Lillpop is a recovering liberal.

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Newt and Slick Willie: Equally Reprehensible?

by John W. Lillpop

Recent revelations about former Speaker Gingrich's extra-marital affair while he was pursuing Bill Clinton's scalp for impeachment are titillating, but only to those seek to fill their hollow skulls with unmitigated pap.

In other words, liberals have not been this excited since Viet Nam fell to the communists!

While it is true that both Gingrich and Slick yielded to lust and debauchery, it is not true that their transgressions were equally serious.

For years, Gingrich has been hounded by reports of extramarital affairs as a result of two messy divorces.

His first marriage to Jackie Battley ended in divorce in 1981. Battley claims that Gingrich discussed divorce terms while she was recuperating in the hospital from cancer surgery, although Gingrich has said that he does not remember that.

Gingrich divorced his second wife, Marianne, in 2000 after his relationship with his current wife, Callista Bisek, was disclosed. Bisel is a former congressional aide and more than 20 years younger than Gingrich.

Predictably, liberals have tried to use Gingrich's marital problems to deflect attention from the transgressions of President Bill Clinton.

One Clinton apologist went so far as to suggest that Gingrich's "serial wife-dumping was worse than Bill Clinton's sexual escapades," apparently even those that took place in the White House itself.

However, the case of President William Jefferson Clinton was never about a "private matter between consenting adults," despite the nonsensical spin fabricated by liberals like Laney Davis and others.

Rather, President Bill Clinton stood accused of perjury, subornation of perjury, and obstruction of justice.

Mr. Clinton's felony crimes--not his sexual dalliances-- lead to his impeachment, being disbarred in Arkansas, and revocation of his right to argue before the United States Supreme Court. The later two sanctions were subsequently lifted with the passage of time.

Given his position of power and authority, Clinton was surely guilty of sexual harassment as well, both as president and while Governor of Arkansas.

In fact, if Clinton had been a Republican, liberals in Congress, egged on by feminist wackos, would have pressed for his immediate castration, followed by impeachment and removal from office.

As it was, NOW and other feminist organizations seemed more interested in midnight basketball than in exposing the deliberate and premeditated stalking of young females by the most powerful man on earth.

Newt and Slick: Equally reprehensible? Don't you believe it!

John Lillpop is a recovering liberal, "clean and sober" since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are considered reasonable!

Wither the Bush Karma? Can America Survive Another Two Years?

by John W. Lillpop


Like most multiple- term presidents, George W. Bush is suffering a
second-term slump, as it were. A major let down from the heady
days of 2001-2004, when the president pretty much got exactly
what he wanted, when he wanted.

Remember the 2002 elections? History says the party owning the
White House always loses seats in one or both chambers during
mid-term elections. Democrats seemed in a good position to get
back into the game.

But President Bush went on a campaigning rampage on behalf of his
Republican colleagues. He defied all odds by actually gaining
seats in both the House and the Senate in that crucial election.

Obviously, the American people were still reeling from 9/11,
and trusted Bush to defend We the People from Islamic
fanatics. Give him the Congress needed to win the war on
terror, he pleaded, and we did just that.

My, how things have changed. Whereas Bush was nearly invincible
in 2002, now he is mostly invisible. It used to be that RINOs were
the only ones bold enough to buck Bush.

Now W has trouble getting the White House lawn mowed without a written authorization from Laura.

Since the 2002 elections, Bush has encountered, and bungled, several major crises:

* War in Iraq;

* Loss of both houses of Congress to Democrats;

* Missing WMD and Osama bin Laden;

* Iran and North Korea nuclear programs;

* "Road Map" to Middle-East peace;

* Deterioration of relations with Russia;

* Hurricane Katrina, "Brownie," and Implosion of FEMA

* Sale of port Security to UAE;

* Harriet Miers nomination to U.S. Supreme Court

* Invasion of America by millions of illegal aliens;

* Massive federal debt;

* Inability to reform social security;

* Scandal at Walter Reed hospital;

* Conviction of "Scooter" Libby


In addition, the president has had to cope with an attempt on Dick Cheney's life and the Veep's health.

At this point, America is without executive leadership on any of the major issues facing the nation.

And the ugly truth is that Bush IS the problem. Things are unlikely to get much better until W vacates 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

The big question: Can America survive two more years under the inept and incoherent administration of George W. Bush?

John Lillpop is a recovering liberal, "clean and sober" since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are considered reasonable!

George W. Bush Should Quit While America is Still Whole

by John W. Lillpop



January 10, 2007 will go down in history as a major turning point in the war on terror. For on that memorable date, America's alleged commander-in-chief confessed that America is not winning in Iraq, and conceded that more troops are needed.

However, President Bush also continued to insist that victory is "possible" in Iraq.

The obvious question: Possible for whom, sir?

Do you mean the insurgents? Or perhaps you were referring to Iran and Syria? Or is Saddam Hussein making an improbable comeback from the clutches of Satan?

For years, Bush has fought off critics who have said America needs more ground troops in Iraq because we were not winning. Despite all evidence to the contrary, Bush preached, "Stay the Course" as the best option for America.

America is now paying the price for electing a man who is incapable of communicating well enough to pass an elementary speech class. George W. Bush is the worst communicator on the public stage anywhere in the world right now, and must surely be the least effective communicator ever to occupy, or even enter, the White House.

Frankly, it is embarrassing to be an American when George W. Bush speaks. The man comes across as a clueless dimwit who compounds his problem with an arrogant smirk and haughty manner.

An idiot with a smirk-that is our "conservative" president, all right!

George W. Bush has squandered an excellent opportunity to change the course of history and expunge liberalism from the body politic, perhaps forever.

But because of his incoherent speech, bumbling mismanagement, inattention to business, and arrogant malpractice, America has made no progress in reforming social security, spending and the national debt are completely out of control, and America has nearly lost all credibility in the world.

Worse of all, George W. Bush is attempting to convert America into a third-world cesspool by countenancing the illegal invasion of this nation by peasants from Mexico.

Perhaps Bush does so knowing that, by comparison to non-English speaking illegal aliens, his own English will not seem so awful?

This president's dismal performance has given America Nancy Pelosi as Speaker-elect and Harry Reid as Majority leader of the U.S. Senate.

Only George W. Bush could make Donald Rumsfield look like a complete failure, while simultaneously elevating Cindy Sheehan to the status of Nobel Peace prize nominee.

By the time Bush finishes his term, the nation will welcome Hillary Clinton and her legion of leftists with open arms.

Just imagine what a pleasure it will be to once again have a president who can actually speak fluent English. Even if the words he/she speaks are leftist pap, at least it will be delivered in an intelligent and comprehensible fashion.

Were he an honorable man who really cared about America, George W. Bush would announce that he is resigning the presidency, effective immediately.

Bush would then be free to take his "Mission Accomplished" banner and "Spanish for Dummies" book with him and retreat to Crawford, Texas.

Sad to say, but that is really George W. Bush's only hope for any thing approaching a positive legacy.



John Lillpop is a recovering liberal, "clean and sober" since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are considered reasonable!

The Yo! Blair De-Surge

By John W. Lillpop

Just as President Bush is about to hurdle humankind's most successful democracy into a precarious constitutional crisis with his troop "surge," the president's main man in Iraq--Yo! Blair-- as Bush fondly calls him, is set to announce the withdrawal of British soldiers.

The Blair De-surge, if you will.

Here: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070220/ap_on_re_eu/britain_iraq

Far from being despondent over Blair's de-surge, Bush showed dramatic improvement in his snake oil selling skills by applauding the de-surge as a "sign of success" in Iraq.

Asked by our intrepid investigative snoop to explain why more Americans are needed in Iraq while Britain is going in the opposite direction, a senior White House aide commented as follows:

"The president was very impressed by the success acheived by those 3,000 British soldiers. By his reckoning, 21,000 more Americans on the ground should yield a seven-fold increase over the success realized by Blair and crew.

"In fact, Bush believes that with 21,000 more men and women, he can convert the vast majority of Iraqis to Christianity, including baptism, by Labor Day. The president believes that this could save his legacy by ramming his approval rating to around 30 percent by the end of his term."

This line of reasoning is somewhat akin to the president's call for "less pressure" on America's borders to stop the illegal invasion from Mexico which has seen 12-30 million third-world peasants dumped onto the backs of U.S. taxpayers.

Headless optimism is apparently running rampant in the Oval Office these days.


John Lillpop is a recovering liberal, "clean and sober" since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are considered reasonable!

American Tragedy: Current President Not Worth Celebrating

by John W. Lillpop


Presidents' Day is a national holiday set aside to honor the great men who have served America as president. It is meant to include the current president.

Unfortunately, the current occupant of the White House is worthier of ridicule than celebration.

America is now paying the price for electing a man who is incapable of communicating well enough to pass an elementary speech class.

George W. Bush is the worst communicator on the public stage anywhere in the world right now, and must surely be the least effective communicator ever to occupy, or even enter, the White House.

Frankly, it is embarrassing to be an American when George W. Bush speaks. The man comes across as a clueless dimwit who compounds his problem with an arrogant smirk and haughty manner.

An idiot with a smirk--that is our "conservative" president, all right!

George W. Bush has squandered an excellent opportunity to change the course of history and expunge liberalism from the body politic, perhaps forever. But because of his incoherent speech, bumbling mismanagement, inattention to business, and arrogant malpractice, America has made no progress in winning the war on terror, reforming social security, controlling spending, and the national debt.

During this incompetent man's tenure, America has nearly lost all credibility in the world.

Worse of all, George W. Bush is attempting to convert America into a third-world cesspool by encouraging the illegal invasion of this nation by peasants from Mexico.

Perhaps Bush does so knowing that, by comparison to non-English speaking illegal aliens, his own English will not seem so awful?

This president's dismal performance has given America Nancy Pelosi as Speaker-elect and Harry Reid as Majority leader of the U.S. Senate.

Only George W. Bush could make Donald Rumsfield look like a complete failure, while simultaneously elevating Cindy Sheehan to the status of Nobel Peace prize nominee.

By the time Bush finishes his term, the nation will welcome Hillary Clinton and her legion of leftists with open arms.

Just imagine what a pleasure it will be to once again have a president who can actually speak fluent English. Even if the words he/she speaks are leftist pap, at least it will be delivered in an intelligent and comprehensible fashion.

Were he an honorable man who really cared about America, George W. Bush would announce that he is resigning the presidency, effective immediately.

Bush would then be free to take his "Mission Accomplished" banner and "Spanish for Dummies" book with him and retreat to Crawford, Texas.

Sad to say, but that is really George W. Bush's only hope for any thing approaching a positive legacy.

John Lillpop is a recovering liberal, "clean and sober" since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are considered reasonable!

Should Conservatives Stage Bloodless Coup in Washington, D.C.?

John W. Lillpop

President Bush's approval ratings have plummeted to 32%, and dropping like a sabotaged port on the eastern seaboard. Dick Cheney weighs in at 18%, roughly equal to what Osama bin Laden polls in certain liberal districts.

With the U.S. government in utter shambles & all surviving soldiers from the Republican Revolution in full retreat, a new and grand strategy is needed to avoid permanent minority status for the GOP.

What sort of strategy?

How about a bloodless coup? A gut-wrenching, legitimate BREAKING NEWS coup, crafted and staged by conservatives?

Here's how it would come down:

-Dick Cheney resigns.

-President Bush nominates Tom Tancredo as VP.

-Once Tancredo is confirmed, Bush retires to his Crawford ranch to be with non-hostile tumbleweed and "good-hearted, hard-working" illegal immigrants who consider Bush's English perfectly normal.

-Tancredo ascends to the Oval Office and nominates Duncan Hunter as VP.

-Immediately after being sworn in, Hunter convinces Tancredo to buttress the Mexican border with about 100,000 armed troops. Responsible federal, state and local law enforcement agencies are ordered to round up any and all illegal immigrants for immediate deportation.

The Tancredo-Hunter team would be able to tackle many other problems exacerbated or caused by Bush. Like missteps on the war on terror, out of control spending, huge federal deficits, FEMA dysfunction and so forth.

This dynamic duo would surely restore public confidence enough to assure GOP control over both houses of Congress in 2008.

Best of all, they would give Republicans a terrific presidential ticket for 2008!

John Lillpop is a recovering liberal, "clean and sober" since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are considered reasonable!

Erectile Function Is an Inalienable RIGHT

By John W. Lillpop

As men in the "boomer" generation reach the later stages of life, a new medical ailment is driving millions of once virile, confident men to tears and shame.

Namely, the dreaded ED, as in Erectile Dysfunction.

ED, pervasive among men in their 50s and 60s, has spawned a new family of medicines devised to treat the debilitating loss of performance in life's most vital game.

The sports analogy is "He got game!"

Men with ED "got no game."

But thanks to some nerdy scientist, who has probably never witnessed the awesome beauty of the disrobed female anatomy in person, American men now have Viagra.

We call it Blue Magic.

In sports vernacular, "We got game again!"

Hallelujah and glory be to the goddess of love!

The only side effect with Viagra is the danger of heart attack from too much excitement. But what the heck, no drug is perfect. Right?

But, the medicine is a bit pricey.

In order to determine what can be done to make Viagra accessible to all men, we contracted with beltway insider Opel Bijiquiovarti for a research project. The objective was to determine what legislative steps should be taken to make Blue Magic an integral and automatic part of the American Dream.

Bijiquiovarti, a constitutional scholar and part-time assistant pharmacist at the CIA, released the following findings, but only on the condition of anonymity:

The Bijiquiovarti findings:

* Erectile Function (EF) is an inalienable right guaranteed by the United States Constitution.

* The right to EF is found in the same section of the Constitution that guarantees a woman's right to an abortion, and is adjacent to the Constitutional requirement that mandates separation of church and state.

* Because EF is an inalienable right, Viagra must be made available to all males diagnosed with ED. For men unable to afford the medicine, Bijiquiovarti has learned that state and local governments must provide Blue Magic free of charge. No exceptions!

Congratulations to Bijiquiovarti for his outstanding research and reporting expertise!

Coming as it does so close to Valentine's Day, the Bijiquiovarti report is the most exciting news since the Emancipation Proclamation.

Thanks again, Dr. Bijiquiovarti!


John Lillpop is a recovering liberal, "clean and sober" since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are considered reasonable!

America Urgently Needs President Michael Savage in 2008!

By John W. Lillpop

Did I hear the news correctly? Michael Savage is mulling a run for the presidency?

Hallelujah!

President Michael Savage in the Oval Office would be a blessing to America, and would be a positive answer to millions of conservative prayers.

In fact, a Savage presidency may the only hope for saving America from liberal nitwits like Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid, not to mention RINOs and our "conservative" president.

Dr. Savage believes in American "borders, language, and culture."

With Dr. Savage at the bully pulpit, there would be no open borders, no amnesty for 30 million third-world criminals, and no multicultural lies like "diversity is our greatest strength" and other such foolishness.

Savage is one of the few straight shooters with the guts and brains to tell it like it really is. He is unafraid to remind people that American culture is superior to all others in the world, bar none--which is why nearly everyone in the world wants to move here.

The good doctor is right on ALL issues--abortion, Islamofascists, taxes, religion, illegal aliens, government spending, affirmative action, size of government, free speech, activist judges, crime, and all the rest.

Savage is the conservatives' conservative--a man who would make Ronald Reagan and Goldwater beam with pride.

Those of us who live in the San Francisco Bay Area have had the extraordinary good fortune of listening to Savage preach the truth for about fourteen years. His radio career started as a weekend host on a San Francisco radio station better known for it's loony liberalism than common sense conservatism.

Savage's show turned out to be a beacon of hope in the hopeless fog of liberal extremism in the Bay Area.

One of Savage's greatest gifts, in addition to his daunting intelligence, is a blistering sense of humor. He has an uncanny ability to blend morbid news with a withering wit that leaves listeners alternatively sobbing and laughing hysterically.

Michael Savage would have been a terrific stand-up comic had he elected to pursue that line of work.

Instead, Savage earned a PhD. from, of all places, the University of California at Berkley. That experience alone qualifies Savage as our nation's greatest authority on battling anti-American liberalism.

Along the way, Savage authored around 20 books, including several that made it to the New York Times Bestseller list.

Can you imagine? The New York Times Bestseller list? Leftists at the "Old Gray Lady" must have gone into a towering rage each time a Savage book made it to number one! How sweet it is to contemplate the bitterness of that pill.

National radio syndication is Savage's latest success story. Again, those in the media and leftists in general are left pulling their hair out by the astounding appeal of this son of an immigrant who really "gets it" when it comes to being an American.

However great his radio work is, Dr. Savage is urgently needed for a much higher calling. How does Dr. Michael Savage, President of the United States, sound?

From where I am sitting, it sounds like a great idea whose idea has finally arrived!

Run, Michael, run!


John Lillpop is a recovering liberal, "clean and sober" since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are considered reasonable!

Ahmadinejad to Make Dramatic Announcement on Feb.11

by John W. Lillpop

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is making headlines again, this time by promising a dramatic announcement on February 11. It is being reported that Ahmadinejad plans to announce, once and for all, that Iran has a right to nuclear energy.

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3360816,00.html

Officials at the State Department and Pentagon are working at a frantic pace to determine what Ahmadinejad is up to, so that an adequate U.S. response can be formulated.

Speculation is all over the park; however, those in the know are suggesting that Ahmadinejad will announce one or more of the following initiatives:


* A Holocaust museum is to be built in Tehran. Ahmadinejad needs six million Jews to volunteer as "victims" for the true to death museum exhibits.

* Iran's missing imam has been found in a well in New Orleans, Louisiana. Apparently, the imam fell into the well on September 2, 2005, and is just now being rescued by FEMA.

* The Democratic National Committee is opening a branch office in Bam,Iran. Democrat Keith Ellison will present the official "Ax to the City" to Howard Dean in a ceremony that will feature decapitation of three vagabond Jews found stowing away in a Tehran Starbucks.

* A casting call has been issued for the male lead in a new movie that will recreate the crucifixion of Jesus Christ. The successful applicant will be an infidel from a southern U.S. state, with poor English skills, dyslexia, unable to pronounce the word nuclear, and with an acknowledged weakness for criminals from Mexico.

* American Mike Tyson has been appointed to serve as Iran's official State Executioner, Stoning Division. Tyson will oversee cases involving women who have been raped and are to be stoned to death for tempting their rapists into un-Allah behavior.

* Pope Benedict XVI has accepted an invitation to serve as the guest of honor at Iran's first annual SoccerFest in July. Final language is being drafted for a half-time announcement in which the Pope will publicly declare his personal conversion to Islam, and his rejection of all that "Christian bunk."

* Allah has delivered a "miracle cure" for AIDS to Iranian scientists. This miracle drug has no side effects when administered to a Muslim brother or sister. However, infidels ingesting the medicine will immediately suffer an agonizing and painful death which, according to the Koran, is the fulfillment of promises made by the holy Prophet Mohammed.

* Because of that evil doer, G.W Bush, Muslim martyrs are being delivered to Islamic heaven at a record pace. As a result, the supply of virgins is dangerously low, and the number of virgins gifted to arriving martyrs must be reduced from 72 to 36. This is a temporary measure until Allah smites that evil infidel from Texas.

* February 11 marks the official start of the 8th century in Iran.

Happy New Century to all of those innocent people enslaved in Iran--may Allah have mercy on your souls and deliver you from evil!


John Lillpop is a recovering liberal, "clean and sober" since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are considered reasonable!

Dear CAIR: Please Boycott Airlines Serving Hawaii--In May!

John W. Lillpop

Of all the bloody cheek!

No longer content with just ramming airplanes into skyscrapers, devotees of the "Religion of Peace" have raised the terror bar another couple of notches.

Now these neurotic stowaways from the 7th century have flexed their financial muscle by threatening to boycott Northwest Airlines. It seems as though agents at Northwest had the audacity to demand that Muslim travelers follow international and airline rules by checking in least one hour before scheduled departure time.

It had something to do with security, 9/11, terrorism threats, etc. Nothing that would concern any card-holding Jihadist. Right?

In any event, travelers returning from a pilgrimage to Mecca, Saudi Arabia, allegedly arrived just twenty minutes before departure, rather the required hour.

That is when Northwest Airlines personnel acted responsibly and refused to allow 40 of Allah's best and brightest to board the plane.

Of course, lawyers from CAIR subsequently gathered to address the issue in the spirit of fairness, reasoned logic, and common sense.

When all of those approaches failed, CAIR resorted to their standard policy book and screamed Racism! blah, blah, blah. And they then threatened to boycott the company, meaning that Muslims would get even by not flying Northwest Airlines.

Go here:

Excuse me, did I read that correctly? The Muslims threatened to stay away from Northwest Airlines?

Good grief, how lucky can any airline get?

Immediately after confirming this report, I checked the itinerary for my Hawaii vacation in May and dispatched the following letter to the San Francisco branch of CAIR:

Dear CAIR:

Knowing how racist and belligerent some airlines can be, I thought it my civic duty to inform you of a situation that is untenable for any ax-wielding Jihadist.

I refer to XXX Airlines, Flight XX, on May 5, 2007. This flight is non-stop from San Francisco to Honolulu, and leaves at 730 am, PDT. Gate 2a, Terminal 3.

In addition, please make note of the return flight from Honolulu to San Francisco on May 19, 2007.

Both of these flights are to be avoided by Muslims at all costs. The pilots, stewardesses, security personal, bartenders, and Red Caps at the airports for these flights are all racists. Some are even reported to be closet Jews.

Please confirm receipt of this advisory and CAIR's firm commitment to boycott the identified flights.

Praise be to Allah,


JWL
Infidel, Second Class



John Lillpop is a recovering liberal, "clean and sober" since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are considered reasonable!

Abraham Lincoln Worked to End Slavery, Bush Wants to Legalize It

John W. Lillpop




Abraham Lincoln is memorialized in United States history as our
"Civil War" president for presiding over the war that pitted
American brother versus American brother in the 1860s.

Although Lincoln's civil war was fought to end slavery,
George W. Bush is risking a new American civil war in order
to legalize slave labor by granting amnesty to twenty million illegal aliens.

Quite logically, most Americans are opposed to the Bush amnesty-enslavement plan, and simply want the president to do his constitutional duty:

Namely, secure America against foreign invasion, including illegal aliens from Mexico.

Forget about filling the pockets of your big business cronies, Mr. President!

America needs your urgent attention to homeland security and preservation of American economic, social, and cultural values, all of which are under attack by invading illegal aliens.

President Bush, please heed the new rallying of the people: Do not make legalized slaves out of illegal aliens; rather, deport them and stop more from coming!



John Lillpop is a recovering liberal, "clean and sober" since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are considered reasonable!

Is George W. Bush a Mexican Mole?

John W. Lillpop

January 17, 2007 should go down in American history, along with December 7, 1941 and September 11, 2001, as days on which the United States was brutally attacked.

Although America was not physically attacked on January 17, the devastation to our republic was nearly as grave.

For on January 17, 2007, Jose Alonso Compean and Ignacio Ramos, former border patrol agents, will be sent to federal prison for defending the United States against an illegal alien from Mexico as that criminal was attempting to smuggle drugs into America.

Let me repeat: On January 17, 2007, American citizens were sent to prison for defending America against invasion by criminals from Mexico.

Even more distressing is the fact that our president, who has taken an oath to defend and protect America against all enemies, refused to intervene on behalf of Compean and Ramos, and on behalf of the American people.

This bitterly sad story promises to get much, much uglier.

With anti-American anarchists in control of the United States Congress, President Bush will be able to complete his fire sale of America to business interests by granting amnesty to 20 million illegal aliens.

Fast forward to mid-February, 2007, for a moment:

A breaking news bulletin interrupts regular broadcasting during prime time. Television cameras zoom in on the White House where a historic piece of legislation is being about to become law by virtue of approval by President Bush.

At the center of the stage sits the president, smiling broadly at the Democrats and RINOs who joined him in acting on behalf of Mexico and against the interests of the American people.

The assembled traitors will include Democrat senators Reid, Kennedy, Boxer, and Feinstein, and Republicans Frist and McCain.

The U.S. House will be represented by Speaker Nancy Pelosi, the Sanchez sisters, and other advocates for criminal invaders.

With a stroke of his presidential pen, President Bush will grant legal status to the 20 million illegal alien criminals who have invaded America since 1986, when wholesale amnesty was last granted.

Once Bush is finished, former illegal aliens will comprise anywhere from 3-8% of the total United States population.

Nearly all of the “hardworking, goodhearted” illegal aliens that Bush will legalize will vote Democrat for the remainder of their lives, thereby effectively ending the two party system in America.

Mexicans still living in Mexico, but disenchanted with life there, will see the latest amnesty as a sure sign that invading America can be accomplished with impunity.

It will be abundantly clear that America’s “conservative” president is actually a Mexican mole pretending to be loyal to America.

Scores of millions of additional illegal aliens will head north with little or no concern for U.S. borders and immigration laws.

George W. Bush will go down in history as the president who actively campaigned for the surrender of America to third-world foreigners.

He will be remembered as the president who discarded American sovereignty, rule of law, language, and culture in exchange for cheap lettuce and fruit.

He will also be remembered as the president who sent American men and women 8,000 miles from home to fight for Iraq and Afghanistan, but who refused to defend the American people at our southern border.

As Bush affixes his signature to the amnesty law and congratulates his co-conspirators for their efforts on behalf of 20 million criminals, remember what America did to American citizens Jose Alonso Compean and Ignacio Ramos on January 17.

And say a prayer in remembrance of America's lost sovereignty and descent into the morass of third-world existence.


John Lillpop is a recovering liberal, "clean and sober" since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are considered reasonable!

George W. Bush's Early Hurricane Warning to Louisiana

by John W. Lillpop

(An open Letter)

Dear Governor Blanco and Mayor Nagin:

Where does the time go? Here we are just a few months away from the official start of the 2007 hurricane season. It seems like only yesterday Mother Nature was beating up poor black people in New Orleans and environs.

With your help, I might add.

My purpose in writing in January is to remind you of the inherent dangers in the Big Easy, especially during hurricane season. I hope you are both aware of the fact that New Orleans is below sea level. This fact was repeatedly announced in the news and was on television in August and September of 2005.

Because you are below sea level, flooding is a real possibility if a major hurricane lands in your city. Which reminds me of my next point: Louisiana, including New Orleans, is what we call a "Gulf" state where hurricanes are quite common.

Follow so far? To recap: You are below sea level in a city where major hurricanes can and do happen.

Below seal level+hurricane danger= Possibility of flooding and loss of life and
property.

In reviewing my "lessons learned" file from 2005, I think it wise to pass on a few tips for the new season:

-Michael Brown is no longer with FEMA, so you will not be able to blame your failures on "brownie" this year. In addition, Mr. Chertoff's days are numbered, so he will probably not be your fall guy this Fall.

-Because my poll numbers are already so putrid, you can blame me all you like. However, it will not make a bit of difference, besides I am "termed out." It's in an amendment to the Constitution if you ever have a spare moment to read.

-Mayor Nagin, if you could start moving buses to high ground now, you might save some lives. Waiting until the storm hits and then bitching because your buses are all under water is not good strategery!

-Governor Blanco will you kindly not tell anyone that the levees are OK until someone with normal intelligence can assess the situation? You were no doubt well intentioned last time when you gave the "all clear," but that faulty call resulted in unnecessary loss of lives and property.

-Mayor Nagin, if you would kindly not tell the media that you have ordered XXX body bags until a normal person has evaluated the situation. In 2005, you announced that 20,000 body bags had been ordered which added to the hysteria of the media and your Democrat pals looking to score political points.

Above all, remember this is not issue about Democrat vs Republican or liberal vs conservative. We are all members of the same team and will sink or swim together. No pun intended.

Until next time, I remain your Faithful Federal Father Figure,


GW

John Lillpop is a recovering liberal, "clean and sober" since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are considered reasonable!

BREAKING NEWS: Saddam Brother Hanged, Beheaded, "Other"?

By John W. Lillpop

Lillsatirenews (Baghdad)

A major controversy surrounding the execution of Saddam Hussein's half brother, Barzan Ibrahim, is threatening to disrupt festivities planned for Martin Luther King Day in downtown Baghdad and in neighboring communities.

Speaking on condition of anonymity, beltway insider Opel Bijiquiovarti reports that the death certificate prepared by the graveshift coroner in Baghdad lists the cause of death as a multiple choice, rather than a statement of medical opinion as is standard throughout the civilized world.

Bijiquiovarti, who says he has seen the original death certificate, claims that the document identifies the cause of death as follows:

A. Hanged, or

B. Beheaded, or

C. Anxiety attack, or

D. Other


Ibrahim and Awad Hamed al-Bandar, a judge in Iraq's Revolutionary Court, were executed before dawn in Iraq on Monday morning.

Go Here: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070115/ap_on_re_mi_ea/iraq

Prosecutor Jaafar al-Moussawi said Ibrahim "looked tense" when he was brought into the room, which may explain why the coroner listed anxiety as a possible cause of death.

Meanwhile, Democrats attacked the botched execution as another blatant failure of President Bush in his failed quagmire.

Speaker Pelosi, working on legislation that would make January 22, the anniversary of Roe v. Wade, an official federal holiday said: "Whatever the exact cause, this execution was a brutal and uncivilized disregard for human life! Shame on George Bush!"

Pelosi added that freedom of choice advocates want the Roe V. Wade federal holiday, to be called "Womb Freedom of Choice Day," in place in time to commemorate 50 million successful abortions since January 22, 1973.

Another long suffering liberal, Ramsey Clark, scolded the Bush administration for "brutal acts against humanity." and announced that because Ibrahim was "essentially executed twice," the dead killer should be entitled to 144 virgins in Islamic heaven.

President Bush refused to answer the charges leveled by Pelosi and Clark, but did congratulate the Iraqis for executing Judge Awad Hamed al-Bandar.

The president indicated that he intends to appoint a special White House task force to study a similar procedure for dealing with liberal judges in America.

Satirebyjwl


John Lillpop is a recovering liberal, "clean and sober" since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are considered reasonable!

Hispanically Speaking, Bush's English Ain't Two Haught. Sew Watt?

By John W. Lillpop

In the midst of the inflamed rhetoric swirling around illegal immigration last summer, President Bush tried to cool things off by calling for immigrants to learn English as part and parcel of becoming American, and to enhance their chances of living the American Dream.

While Bush's call for immigrants to learn English was a good thing, it was also amusing: One can only hope that impressionable illegal aliens do not use our president as a model for English articulation.

Although Bush is perhaps the worstest* communicator in our history, he is, in fact, trilingual, and proficient in:

Mexican
Spanish, and
Texan. Otherwise known as pidgin English with a drawl.

Ultimately, Bush's Spanish-Mexican language skills may benefit him if, God forbid, his amnesty giveaway becomes law.

Indeed, if America is bushwhacked on immigration again, illegal aliens from Mexico will soon outnumber U.S. citizens--on the American side on the border.

At that happy day, at least Bush will be able to remind the millions of squatters that he is so fond of that they are a decent, good-hearted, hard-working majority.

Bush will be able to deliver his message in Spanish-Mexican--or depending on the education level of his audience, Mexican Spanish!

America will thus die, Hispanically Speaking.

*(From the Dubya dictionary of contemporary Texas language arts.)

John Lillpop is a recovering liberal, "clean and sober" since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are considered reasonable!

Bush Iraq Plan Blasted by U.S. Enemies: Iran, Syria—and Democrats!

by John W. Lillpop

Those unsure about the merits of President Bush’s new Iraq plan need only check out the reaction of America’s enemies for enlightenment.

A sure indicator that Bush is on the right track came quickly from Tehran and Damascus, where Iranian and Syrian officials lambasted the president and his proposal. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070111/ap_on_re_mi_ea/iran_us_iraq

Closer to home, America’s enemies from within, AKA the Democrat party scrambled to outdo Iran and Syria in ripping President Bush.

Go here:


Discovering that Democrats are on the same side as Iran and Syria in opposition to the American president should come as no great surprise.

After it, it was just a few weeks ago that Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and other dedicated Jihadists congratulated the Democrats on their wins at the polls in November.

Time to Rally Around President Bush

By John W. Lillpop

In one of his finest speeches in recent memory, President Bush announced a new plan for fighting the war on terror in the Iraqi theater. The president appeared sincere, contrite for past failures, and firmly committed to winning the war.

Although the president announced the deployment of more than 20,000 additional U.S. troops to fortify Baghdad, he made it abundantly clear that the new commitment is not open-ended, and that the Iraqi government has been so advised.

Iraq will be required to meet several performance measurements, both military and economic, to secure the nation and to end the sectarian violence that has ripped the fledgling democracy to pieces for far too long.

American troops will be on hand for a limited time to help the Iraq government achieve its performance goals.

Importantly, the president reminded the American people that accepting defeat is unthinkable. Rather than stabilizing the Middle East, leaving Iraq without finishing the job would do the exact opposite.

Surrender would embolden and empower Islamic extremists seeking to destroy western civilization through the use of global terrorism. Imagine a Middle East dominated by the likes of Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

It is not a comforting thought, is it?

Almost without exception, Democrats are rigidly opposed to the president’s new plan. Most of them want the troop level in Iraq reduced, rather than increased. None of them have proposed a formula for winning; rather, “Retreat and Surrender” seems to be the operative theme for Democrats.

Aside from all the political posturing, wrangling, and partisan attacks from both sides of the aisle, there is a human element to this story that must be considered.

Namely, as a result of a change in plans by the U.S. commander-in-chief, acting to fulfill his constitutional responsibility and authority, more than 20,000 dedicated Americans will have their lives disrupted in the most dramatic manner imaginable.

Unfortunately, some of those patriots will go to Iraq, but will not come home alive; others will be injured or disabled for life.

Imagine being one of the Americans called upon to sacrifice his or her education, family, career, and even life in response to a call from the commander-in-chief.

Imagine also the emotions and hurt that must race through the hearts and minds of those brave Americans upon hearing elected politicians dismiss the plans of their commander-in-chief, and openly predict failure and defeat.

Everyone acknowledges that Democrats are entitled, even obligated, to question and provide opposition ideas and oversight. In our democracy, that is their responsibility.

However, this nation is engaged in the most serious and dangerous war in our history. And while many disagree with the new Bush plan, the plain truth is that the president is acting within the U.S. Constitution.

There is no debate about the president’s authority to act as he has.

Consequently, it is time for all patriotic Americans to unite behind the president and support his new plan.

If nothing else, do it to encourage the 20,000 Americans who tonight are facing a very difficult and uncertain future. Remember that they will be headed into harm’s way to protect and defend we Americans and the freedoms and way of life we cherish.

John Lillpop is a recovering liberal, "clean and sober" since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are considered reasonable!

Has Bush Consulted with Pat Robertson about the “Surge”?

by John W. Lillpop

In October, 2004, Evangelist Pat Roberston revealed that before the invasion of Iraq in 2003, he personally told President Bush that war in Iraq would be a “disaster and messy.”

According to Robertson, his advice originated with the Lord, and was meant to alert the president to the high risks involved.

Robertson went on to add that the president replied that there would be no casualties.

http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0410/19/pzn.01.html

Nearly four years later, it turns out that Roberston (with a huge assist from the Lord) was a lot better at prognostication than George W. Bush. With more than 3,000 Americans killed and thousands more injured, “disaster and messy” seem apt descriptions of events in Iraq.

America faces a critical juncture in the war on terror, including our commitment to Iraq. President Bush is reportedly about to send up to 20,000 additional Americans into harm’s way.

All patriotic Americans hope and pray that the president makes the right call, and that the war on terror will turn in the favor of coalition forces, and sooner rather than later.

Still, I cannot help but wondering: Has Bush consulted with Pat Robertson about the “surge”?

John Lillpop is a recovering liberal, "clean and sober" since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are considered reasonable!

G.W Bush and His “January Surprise” (Satire)

John W. Lillpop


With most of the world anxiously awaiting the president’s announcement concerning new plans for the war in Iraq, beltway insider Opel Bijiquiovarti reports that Bush will rock America and all of the world with a “January Surprise.”

According to Bijiquiovarti, the following is the final transcript of the speech that Bush will deliver from the Oval Office next Wednesday evening:

“Good evening, fellow Americans. Laura and I extend our best wishes for a happy and healthy new year to each and every American.

On November 7, 2006, America showed the world why we are the greatest and most blessed nation in human history.

For on that otherwise ordinary Tuesday in November, the principles of freedom, rule of law, and self-determination were exercised by tens of millions of patriotic Americans who voted in free and open elections.

Without a single shot being fired, the American people demanded a massive change in government: Republicans in power were to be replaced by Democrats.

For Republicans, including your president, that message was a disappointment. We Republicans have worked hard to serve the American people and believe we succeeded, for the most part.

Nonetheless, I respect the will of the people and will abide by their judgments. That is what the U.S. Constitution requires me to do, and it is the right thing to do as well.

Immediately after the results of the election became clear, I began implementing the will of the people.

On November 8, former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfield was allowed to resign in order that a new direction could be pursued in Iraq.

Later that month, John Bolton was permitted to resign as the U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations, and Ken Mehlman was replaced as Republican National Committee Chairman.

Just last week, Harriet Miers left the White House and returned to Texas to oversee the state lottery. Laura and I wish Harriet the best, and are willing to bet the ranch that she will do a great job.

Note, please, that none of these changes were specifically called for by the November 7 elections.

But because I have always been a unifier rather than a divider, I have expanded my policy of preemptive strikes to include urgent domestic issues, where possible, without sacrificing principles.

In keeping with that policy decision and to further demonstrate my commitment to the will of the people, I am announcing the most dramatic change of all, a move that is unprecedented in American history.

I am announcing here and now, that I, George W. Bush, president of the United States, have changed my political affiliation from Republican to Democrat, effective immediately!

To cynics in the media and jaded politicians on both sides of the aisle, do not misinterpret this as a political act of desperation, or a public relations ploy.

Let the truth reverberate load and clear: George W. Bush has changed his long-held political allegiance in order to accommodate the will of the American people.

Period!

For my new Democratic colleagues, please rest assured that we already share many common goals and ideals.

Indeed, when it comes to illegal immigration, open borders, bilingual everything, coddling Muslims, No Child Left Behind, trillions for new entitlement programs, out-of-control spending, and massive federal debts, I have been a dedicated liberal for several years.

Of course, we do differ on the war in Iraq.

In this regard, as the new leader of the Democrat party, I hereby order Speaker Pelosi and Senate Leader Reid to join me in embracing the “surge” strategy that America needs to win the war on terror.

Finally, in order to manage a smooth transition of my administration from Republican to Democrat, I have asked Howard Dean to replace Karl Rove in the White House, also effective immediately.

As your new Democrat president, I promise to work tirelessly for the American people in pursuit of goals that will advance the interests of America and its people, in the most leftward direction humanly possible.

Thank you.”

John Lillpop is a recovering liberal, "clean and sober" since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are considered reasonable!