Thursday, March 08, 2007

Dems Want "Date Certain" for leaving Iraq: Why Fall, 2008?

by John W. Lillpop

Speaker Nancy Pelosi and other assorted liberals like John Murtha in the U.S. House have announced the new Democrat plan for ending the war in Iraq.


Mind you, Pelosi et al. are not concerned with winning the war, but want a "date certain" for the U.S. to complete the "cut and run" strategy that liberals are so fond of.

Cynical minds want to know: Why the Fall of 2008?

Perhaps it is just sheer coincidence, but isn't there a presidential election scheduled for November 2008?

And will not all 435 members of the U. S. House and a number of U.S. senators also be up for re-election?

And you thought that Nancy Pelosi was just a San Francisco airhead suffering from Botox poisoning?

In fact, of course, Speaker Pelosi is doing her utmost to get a Democrat elected to the White House. She is also anxious to keep both houses of Congress in the hands of the enemy, especially the U.S. House where Pelosi will be pushing to continue her reign of terror.

What better way to sway American voters than by arranging to bring our troops home just before the elections?

Of course, Pelosi and the liberals will need to be very careful about the timing of their surrender. Pelosi's brilliant strategy could backfire if the middle east devolves into complete chaos with gasoline soaring to $5 a gallon as a result of the U.S. retreat.

Still, there is wide support for the Pelsoi Plan all over the world.

We understand, for example, that the plan is a big hit with cave-dwelling seven-foot terrorists in Afghanistan.

In addition, the Pelosi Plan is said to please Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Of course, Ahmadinejad is Islam's best example of the "Religion of Peace" in action.

How does King Ahmadinejad sound, Ms. Speaker? Wonder how infidels, especially Jews, would fare?

satire by lillpop

John Lillpop is a recovering liberal, "clean and sober" since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are considered reasonable!