Thursday, November 30, 2006

A Medley of Liberal Holiday Music

By John W. Lillpop

A Medley of Liberal Holiday Music

Here on the left coast, liberal radio disc jockeys have just published the top ten songs for celebrating the Xmas season.

All are to the tune of the traditional favorites, and a free copy of the lyrics can be secured at any University of California campus, any local branch office of the Democrat National Committee, or any ACLU outlet.

The top 15:

"Oh Come, Let us Abort Him!"

"I'm Dreaming of a Democrat White House"

"Gay to the World!"

"The First Ramadan"

“Obama Man, Obama Man”

“I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus!”

“Rudolph, the People-of-color Nosed Reindeer”

“I’ll Be Homeless for Xmas, You Can Count on Bush for That”

"Hark! the Tranvestite Angels Sing!"

“It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Hillary!”

“Away in a Ghetto, No Welfare Check for a Bed"

"Oh Little Town of Baghdad, What a Quagmire You are In!"

“It Came Upon the Midnight Queer"

"Have Yourself a Christ-less Little Xmas"

"Oh Holy Welfare"

"Silence Bush, Evil Bush"

So, you were thinking of moving to California? Now what do you think?