Friday, September 12, 2008

Hurricane Ike: Answer to Michael Moore's Prayers?

By John W. Lillpop

It appears as though Michael Moore's supplications for death and destruction are about to be answered in the great state of Texas.

Hurricane Ike is scheduled to hit the Lone Star state with the force of a Category Three hurricane, bringing with it the prospect for billions of dollars in property damage and the potential for loss of life and great bodily harm.

Millions of people have had their lives turned upside down and have been ordered to evacuate their homes as soon as possible.

In the words of, "the potential for catastrophic damage is extremely high. According to Forecasting Manager Ken Reeves, ' In contrast to the major hits in the Gulf over the past several years, including Katrina, Ike will not weaken significantly before landfall. As a result, the damage potential is exponentially higher.' *

Just the sort of carnage that Michael Moore, a pig without lipstick, and his liberal pals would drool over.

And as an added bonus for the pathetic Moore, the deadly storm has been named after a Republican president.

Truly, the perfect storm for liberal moon bats everywhere!