Thursday, June 05, 2008

Bush, Clinton, Bush, Clinton: Good for America?

Satire By John W. Lillpop

For twenty consecutive years, America has been cursed, or blessed depending on one's perspective, with either a Bush or a Clinton in the Oval Office. And at the beginning of this year, it appeared as though voters would continue this maddening trend by installing yet another Clinton as president come November 4.

After all, Bush, Clinton, Bush, Clinton sort of has a rhythmic, catchy ring to it, right?

No, it most assuredly does not!

In truth, America deserves a break from "read my lips" double talking tax raisers, sex addicts who lie under oath, and dyslexic alcoholics who send American troops 8,000 miles from home while refusing to secure our own borders.

Wise Americans finally decided that enough is enough, and agreed that electing Hillary Clinton would only exacerbate, rather than mitigate, the damage inflicted by the Bush and Clinton families since 1988.

As a result, voters have broken the Bush, Clinton, Bush cycle of corruption and incompetence before Hillary Rodham Clinton was able to denigrate the presidency even further!

Congratulations, American voters!