Monday, March 19, 2007

Kennedy's Owl: Not a Hoot of Tolerance for Women!

John W. Lillpop

How sweet it is to see a sanctimonious, fat old liberal prone to public drunkenness fall flat on his face because of hypocritical moralizing and grandstanding.

I refer to Theodore Kennedy, Drunk-Mass.

Three years ago, this insufferable loud mouth and favorite son of bartenders all across Washington, D C., attempted to paint Supreme Court nominee Samuel Alito as a bigoted racist, owing to the nominee’s membership in a conservative alumni group at Princeton.

Predictably, Kennedy’s witch-hunt for intolerance came up empty. Glory be to God, however, because the ruse actually boomeranged back into the bloated face of the slurring liberal who, it turns out, had diversity skeletons stinking up his own closet.

Indeed, the leftist champion of PC socialism was a member of Owls, an intolerant All Boys club at Harvard that does not admit women.

Why? Simply because they are women!

As it turns out, all those fire and brimstone sermons from Kennedy about equality and tolerance were nothing more than alcohol-blasted hot air from a male chauvinist hypocrite.

In the end, though, Kennedy tried to do the right thing.

He quit Owls, blamed campus Republicans for the misogynist enterprise, and sent $5.00 to the Mary Jo Kopechne memorial fund.

John Lillpop is a recovering liberal, "clean and sober" since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are considered reasonable!