John W. Lillpop
If it is true that, upon death, Muslim men have immediate access to 72 voluptuous virgins, why would any Muslim ever resist?
In fact, one wonders why Musab Zarqawi tried to crawl off his death-stretcher last June in Iraq?
Given the promise of all that free love, why not just lay back, relax and croak?
Perhaps Zarqawi understood that if he stayed on the stretcher, he risked being taken and kept alive by American medical people. He was also shrewd enough to know that dimwit liberals at the ACLU and DNC would demand that he receive a full slate of "Terrorist Rights," including a civilian jury trial, thereby delaying his demise/reward by a decade or two.
So Zarqawi did what any sane Muslim about to lose out on 20 years of unfettered sex would do: He tried to escape in order to die immediately!
In the end, though, Zarqawi was a beneficiary of superior American technology as that 500 pound buster- bomb blasted the jihadist killer out of this level of consciousness.
Zarqawi’s last words on that bloody stretcher reflected his gratitude when he stole a direct quote from GW Bush:
Bring them on! said the dying jihadist, with a twinkle in his still-horny eye.
And remember the weasels who committed suicide at Guantanamo Bay last summer? One would assume that by now they have also snaked their way up to Islamic heaven and are reunited with Zarqawi.
So, again I ask: With 72 virgins in the offing, why in the hell would any Muslim ever resist death?
John Lillpop is a recovering liberal, "clean and sober" since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are considered reasonable!
