John W. Lillpop
Imagine a day without liberals. Some of the more positive results such a day would produce include:
-Anti-America attorneys, especially those working for the ACLU, would not exist.
-Without liberal lawyers & judges working against victims and on behalf of the guilty, executions of convicted killers would proceed according to law.
-Personal responsibility and “Just Say No!” would replace murder--AKA abortion--as an acceptable means for dealing with unwanted pregnancies.
-Welfare, food stamps, and similar social services would be provided only to citizens and only to citizens without family and unable to care for themselves.
-Federal, state and local spending, and taxes would be immediately reduced.
-A terrorist “Bill of Rights”--unthinkable!
- Children would be taught history and the three Rs in public schools. High school graduates would actually be able to read diplomas, but would be woefully lacking in condom-on-cucumber skills.
-School prayer, the Ten Commandments, and other religious expressions would once again permitted in public, as intended by our founding fathers.
-San Francisco would once again be recognized as a respectable major American city.
- ‘Press 1 for English’ would no longer be an infuriating hindrance to routine communications.
-Affirmative action, racial/gender preferences, and other government-mandated discrimination programs would be terminated.
-"Gay” marriage would be used to describe a “keenly alive and exuberant” relationship between one man and one woman.
-ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, New York Times, Washington Post, LA Times, and other media outlets of the Democrat party shut down!
-Illegal aliens would no longer be recruited as voters.
-With no liberal media and politicians to bait, right-wing bloggers would cease to exist.
All of the above results, excepting the last one, would heal and unite America like never before!
John Lillpop is a recovering liberal.