Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Urgently Needed: Cure for Liberalism!
By John W. Lillpop
As Dr. Michael Savage repeatedly points out, liberalism is a severe mental disorder.
But are there any known cures, good doctor?
Sadly, Dr. Savage reports that medical science has yet to discover an effective antidote to the awful bacterial infection of the human brain that spawns liberalism. Scientists are working 24/7 to effect a cure, but to date have not uncovered that miracle.
Perhaps some day, soon, there will be a vaccine, sort of like the miracle drugs that wiped out polio and small pox. At that glorious day, just-born infants will be vaccinated for life against the plague of becoming liberal. Already-born folk will be able to recover with oral medications, exercise, and prayer.
Until our medical miracle arrives, we must prevent the spread of this malady by isolating known liberals to keep them from reproducing outside their immediate neighborhoods!
John W. Lillpop is a recovering liberal.
Posted by John W Lillpop at 3:06 PM