Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Mandatory English Comes to Ladies Professional Golf Association!

By John W. Lillpop

Hooray for the Ladies Professional Golf Association (LPGA) for requiring that members learn and speak English!


For those professional golfers who refuse to comply, the penalty is suspension of their membership which can mean loss of income for "babes in the bunkers" unable to articulate in the most important language on the planet.

Despite what wusses like Barack Obama and John McCain claim, English IS the language in America.

Let this action serve as an example to those who oppose English immersion.

After all, if adult women from Korea can learn English without collapsing, why in Hades should illegal aliens and other Hispanics be allowed to wallow in Spanish without challenge?

You go, girl golfers!