Friday, November 16, 2007

A Sheep In Wolf's Clothing Panders To Queen B (Rhymes With Witch!)

Satire By John W. Lillpop

Anyone who expected Wolf Blitzer to actually hold Hillary Clinton accountable for her weasel words, flip flopping, and outright lies must have been bitterly disappointed during the debate from Las Vegas on Thursday night.

Blitzer treated the senator from New York as though she had already stolen the election and was looking to hire a Jewish press secretary combination moderator to keep peace between herself and Slick Willie in the White House.

Someone with the ability to dodge impertinent questions and the occasional ashtray hurled at Slick with equal grace.

Blitzer exposed his bias before the debates started by fawning over the Queen B, rhymes with witch. Asking the Queen B for her autograph was a dead giveaway that Blitzer was bound and determined to live up to his reputation as a lap dog for the Clinton News Network.

Under the pro-Hillary pandering executed by Wolf Blitzer, there were no piercing questions about the Queen B's flip flopping over the issue of driver's licenses for invading criminals. No tough questions or follow up questions were allowed, or even considered, with Wolf in charge of the doings.

Proof of Blitzer's complete cave in came from a senior Clintonista who said this about Wolf: 'He was outstanding, and did not gang up like Russert did in Philadelphia. He avoided the personal attacks, remained professional and ran the best debate so far.'

Or to put it in terms not quite as politically correct, Blitzer was a complete sell out to the B, and was really a sheep in Wolf's clothing!