Sunday, November 18, 2007

Dirt That Hillary Will NOT Find Under Rug in the Oval Office!

Satire By John W. Lillpop

The sheer arrogance surrounding Hillary Clinton is exceeded only by her wretchedly poor judgment in selecting a marriage partner.

Example: While on the campaign trail in Iowa some months ago, Hillary had to audacity to say, "When I walk into the Oval Office in 2009, I’m afraid I’m going to lift up the rug and I’m going to see so much stuff under there. You know, what is it about us always having to clean up after people?"

Hold on there, you waffling socialist thugess!

We the People decide who walks into the Oval Office and starts lifting rugs. Before you or any other out-of-touch leftist starts making plans for the Oval Office, you need to be approved by the American people.

One can only hope that if Mrs. Clinton does, in fact, walk into the Oval Office in 2009, it will be as the invited guest of President Mitt Romney for a "getting to know you" chit chat and tea.

Cleaning up after the Bush administration should not be Hillary's prerogative, and she should be physically restrained from lifting, or pinching, rugs in the Oval Office, or anywhere else in the White House, or on the White House grounds.

After all, sending a Clinton to clean up the Oval Office makes about as much sense as sending Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to the Wailing Wall to pray for Holocaust victims.

It does make perfect sense, however, to remind Hillary that should she be elected president, she will NOT find any of the following under the rug in the Oval Office:

* Those missing files from the Rose Law firm.

* Size 22 blue dress bearing the "spot heard 'round the world."

* Canceled check in the amount of $850,000 endorsed by Paula Jones.

* Orders from the United States Supreme Court and Arkansas State Bar barring President Bill Clinton from practicing law because of perjury and
obstruction of justice.

Bottom line: Forget looking under that Oval Office rug, Hillary!

If dirt is what you are looking for, just roll over and, if Bill is there, introduce yourself and ask him for the truth about Paula Jones, Monica Lewinski, Kathleen Wiley, and all of the other bimbos with whom he cavorted behind your back.

Of course, he will not tell you the truth but his lies and word parsing might be entertaining and good subject material for your next book, or petition for divorce, whichever comes first!