by John W. Lillpop
Never ask a woman her age, according to the old wives tale, unless you are prepared for an estrogen-fueled, hysterical response of epic proportions.
And, quite probably, a huge lie as well.
But what about when the woman inadvertently reveals her age? What are the consequences of pursuing the topic once she has indicted herself?
These pressing questions are particularly pertinent now that America has its first female Speaker of the U.S. House. That would be San Francisco’s contribution to the socialist takeover and ruination of America, Nancy Pelosi.
In a surprisingly candid discussion of her age, Pelosi said this of her coronation: "It is a moment for which we have waited more than 200 years.”
You have waited two hundred years, Ms. Speaker?
That would mean that Pelosi was born right around 1807.
You certainly could have fooled me. With all that botox and plastic surgery masking the “real” Nancy, my guess would have been 150 years, at the outside.
Still, Pelosi deserves her victory lap and the chance to bask in the glory of this triumph of feminist nazism over common sense and logic.
Enjoy it while you can, Madam Speaker. It’s most unlikely that you will be around to celebrate the next milestone of feminine power, the election of America’s first female president in 2206, or shortly thereafter!
John Lillpop is a recovering liberal, "clean and sober" since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are considered reasonable!
