Wednesday, October 25, 2006

President Ponders Pardons—For Illegal Aliens!

By John W. Lillpop

The latest wacky news in the ongoing war against illegal aliens has two border patrol “soldiers” headed for prison because they had the audacity to enforce U.S. immigration laws.

This unbelievable miscarriage of justice has raised the ire of some in the U.S. House of Representatives. Twelve members of that deliberative body have written President Bush to request pardons for Cardo Jose Alonso Compean (sentenced to 12 years in prison) and Ignacio Ramos (sentenced to 11 years and one day).

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Although the intentions of the representatives are good and honorable, one shudders at the possibilities that might ensue once their letter lands on the president’s desk in the Oval Office.

Remember, our president is dyslexic, which means that sometimes he zigs when he should zag. On occasion, he inadvertently (?) gets things backwards

Therefore nobody should be too surprised if the president signs an executive order to deport border patrol agents Cardo Jose Alonso Compean and Ignacio Ramos to Mexico, while also approving a blanket pardon for the 20 million illegal aliens here in America.

All of which proves a basic truth about George W. Bush: Never misunderestimate his cunning ability to develop strategeries that will aid and abet illegal aliens. Hispanically speaking, that is just how our 43rd president is wired!

John Lillpop is a recovering liberal, "clean and sober" since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are considered reasonable!